are you still at the devil's house?
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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