I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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