batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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