its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
