perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
She made me pour olive oil on her.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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