pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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