At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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