I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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