3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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