check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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