Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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