I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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