Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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