I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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