I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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