therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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