I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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