i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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