Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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