I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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