Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm too high and old for this...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
