you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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