I'll bet she douches with gravy.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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