I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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