i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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