help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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