Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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