halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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