I've blown a few things in my day
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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