The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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