walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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