I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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