i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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