You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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