we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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