Non-Jews are for practice
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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