I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Quick, to the slutcave!
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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