I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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