Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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