I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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