It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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