He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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