guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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