Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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