My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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