but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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