I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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