dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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