I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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