Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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