It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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