i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Even my vagina gasped.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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