Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
