The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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