My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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