I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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