its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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