why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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