Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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