is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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